I Don't Like Clowns Dad T-Shirt | Funny Dad Life Shirt | Dad Bod Streetwear

🎪 BECAUSE DADS KEEP IT REAL! 🚫

Let's be honest - clowns are creepy. Show the world your dad-approved stance on circus entertainment with this hilariously honest t-shirt.

✨ SHIRT SPECS:
• Ultra-soft cotton blend
• Comfortable dad bod fit
• Durable print that lasts
• Available in sizes S-4XL
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Tear-away label

🎯 WHY THIS TEE IS NO JOKE:
• "I Don't Like Clowns" design
• Straight-to-the-point humor
• Comfortable fit
• High-quality print
• Dad-approved message
• Conversation starter

📏 SIZE GUIDE:
Small: Chest 34-37"
Medium: Chest 38-41"
Large: Chest 42-45"
XL: Chest 46-49"
2XL: Chest 50-53"
3XL: Chest 54-57"
4XL: Chest 58-61"

🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• No bleach
• Iron inside out if needed

🚚 SHIPPING & DELIVERY:
• Free shipping on orders over \$100
• Standard shipping rates under \$100
• Fast shipping available

Perfect for:
• Honest dads
• Anti-clown advocates
• Dad humor lovers
• Birthday gifts
• Father's Day prep
• Casual wear
• Truth-telling occasions

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• Buy 2 shirts for \$44.99 (Save \$5!)
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Note: Colors may vary slightly due to monitor settings (but our stance on clowns never varies) 😉