Size Guide
The Dad Bod-Approved T-Shirt Size Guide
Because real heroes don't wear capes (they wear comfortable t-shirts)
Finding the right size shouldn't be harder than assembling IKEA furniture or explaining why the sky is blue to a 4-year-old. 🚐
How to Measure (Dad-Style)
| Size | Chest | Waist | Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 38-40" | 32-34" | 28" |
Dad Bod T-Shirt Size Guide
🎯 Pro Dad Tip: If you're between sizes, size up for maximum dad joke delivery comfort!
📏 All measurements are in inches
| Size | Chest | Body Length | Sleeve Length | Dad Bod Fit Guide |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 36-38 | 27-28 | 8 | "Still hits the gym" fit |
| M | 38-40 | 28-29 | 8.5 | "Toddler chase ready" fit |
| L | 40-42 | 29-30 | 9 | "Perfect dad bod" fit |
| XL | 42-44 | 30-31 | 9.5 | "Grill master" fit |
| 2XL | 44-46 | 31-32 | 10 | "Living the dad life" fit |
| 3XL | 46-48 | 32-33 | 10.5 | "Ultimate comfort" fit |
How to Measure
- Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape level (and yes, you can hold your breath if you want to 😉)
- Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the desired length (long enough to cover the dad bod, short enough to show off those New Balance sneakers)
- Sleeve Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve (perfect for showing off those dad muscles)
DAD BOD DOGGY SIZE GUIDE
(Because even four-legged family members deserve to look paw-some!)
Why did the dog need a new hoodie? Because his old one was getting a little "ruff" around the edges!
📏 MEASURING YOUR FURRY FRIEND (Don't worry, no calculus required - we're not trying to find X, your dog already marked that spot!)
To get the perfect fit, measure your pup while they're standing:
LENGTH: From base of neck to tail base (Like measuring a hot dog, but way more wiggly!)
CHEST: Around the widest part (Where all those treats are stored!)
NECK: Around the thickest part (Where the "bark collar" would go, if they weren't such a good boy/girl!)
SIZE CHART: XS (Extra Smol):
- Length: 8-10 inches
- Chest: 12-14 inches
- Neck: 8-10 inches Perfect for: Chihuahuas, Yorkies, and other pocket-sized pups (If your dog fits in a dad's cargo shorts pocket, this is probably their size!)
S (Smol):
- Length: 10-13 inches
- Chest: 14-17 inches
- Neck: 10-12 inches Perfect for: Jack Russells, Mini Dachshunds (These pups might be small, but their style is anything but!)
M (Mid-size Mutt):
- Length: 13-17 inches
- Chest: 17-20 inches
- Neck: 12-15 inches Perfect for: Beagles, Cocker Spaniels (The "dad bod" of the dog world - perfectly average and proud of it!)
L (Larger Than Life):
- Length: 17-21 inches
- Chest: 20-24 inches
- Neck: 15-18 inches Perfect for: Border Collies, Standard Poodles (Big enough to steal your spot on the couch!)
XL (Xtra Large & In Charge maybe even Chonky):
- Length: 21-25 inches
- Chest: 24-28 inches
- Neck: 18-22 inches Perfect for: German Shepherds, Labradors (These big boys make dad jokes look small!)
PRO TIPS: • If your pup is between sizes, size up! (Like dad at an all-you-can-eat buffet) • Got a chonky boy? Go up a size for maximum comfort • If your dog gives you the side-eye while measuring, treats usually help!
RETURNS & EXCHANGES: Don't worry if you get the size wrong - we've got your tail covered! Just like when Dad says he knows a shortcut, sometimes we need a do-over.
⚠️ IMPORTANT NOTE: Every dog, like every dad joke, is unique! These measurements are guidelines. If your furry friend has unique proportions (we're looking at you, Weiner Dog!), feel free to reach out for specific sizing advice.
Design It Yourself – Because No One Knows You Like You Do!
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