Warning: This shirt comes with a built-in dad joke generator (batteries not included, dad energy required) 🔋
👕 THE ULTIMATE DAD BOD APPROVED FIT
Engineered for peak dad-performance, from garage tinkering to epic grocery store runs
Ultra-soft cotton blend that's more comfortable than your favorite recliner
Available in 'Dad-thentic' sizes S-5XL (because real heroes don't all wear the same size cape)
🏆 WHY THIS TEE ROCKS THE DAD LIFE: • Premium cotton blend (softer than your "World's Best Dad" mug collection) • Reinforced stitching (tougher than your dad jokes) • Pre-shrunk fabric (unlike your dad jokes, it won't get shorter with time) • Perfect for: BBQs, Home Depot runs, lawn mowing championships, and impromptu dad joke battles
🎯 PERFECT DAD GIFT ALERT: Whether you're a rookie dad still mastering the art of swaddling or a seasoned pro with a PhD in Dad Jokes, this tee is your new uniform. Makes an epic Father's Day, birthday, or "just because I'm awesome" gift.
✨ CARE INSTRUCTIONS: Machine wash cold (like your perfectly timed dad jokes), tumble dry low. Gets better with every wash (just like your dad wisdom).
🚚 FREE SHIPPING on orders over $100 (because saving money is a dad superpower)
Join the Dad Bod Revolution - Where comfort meets comedy, and style meets dad life! 💪
