Thanks But No Thanks Cupid Dad T-Shirt | Valentine's Humor | Dad Bod Streetwear

💘 SORRY CUPID, I'M ALREADY TAKEN BY DAD JOKES! 🎯

For all the dads who dodge Cupid's arrows with their dad humor! Rock this tee and show everyone you're immune to Valentine's Day cheese!

✨ SHIRT SPECS:
• Ultra-soft cotton blend
• Comfortable dad bod fit
• Durable print that lasts
• Available in sizes S-4XL
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Tear-away label

🎯 WHY THIS TEE HITS THE MARK:
• "Thanks But No Thanks Cupid" design
• Anti-Valentine's approved
• Comfortable fit
• High-quality print
• Perfect for February 14th
• Sarcastic dad vibes

📏 SIZE GUIDE:
Small: Chest 34-37"
Medium: Chest 38-41"
Large: Chest 42-45"
XL: Chest 46-49"
2XL: Chest 50-53"
3XL: Chest 54-57"
4XL: Chest 58-61"

🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• No bleach
• Iron inside out if needed
• Arrow-proof material 😉

🚚 SHIPPING & DELIVERY:
• Free shipping on orders over \$100
• Standard shipping rates under \$100
• 🚨 ORDER BY FEB 7 FOR VALENTINE'S DAY DELIVERY! 🚨

Perfect for:
• Sarcastic dads
• Valentine's skeptics
• Humor specialists
• Dad joke masters
• Romance critics
• Holiday rebels
• Witty parents
• Anti-Cupid league

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• Buy 2 shirts for \$44.99 (Save \$5!)
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Note: Colors may vary slightly due to monitor settings (but the sarcasm is always on point) 🎯