Stay Salty Pirate Dad T-Shirt | Nautical Dad Humor | Dad Bod Streetwear

⚓ YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF DAD JOKES! 🏴‍☠️

For all the dads who navigate the seven seas of parenthood! Rock this tee and show everyone you're the captain of dad humor!

✨ SHIRT SPECS:
• Ultra-soft cotton blend
• Comfortable dad bod fit
• Durable print that lasts
• Available in sizes S-4XL
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Tear-away label

🎯 WHY THIS TEE IS SEAWORTHY:
• "Stay Salty" pirate design
• Nautical humor approved
• Comfortable fit
• High-quality print
• Perfect for beach days
• Maritime dad vibes

📏 SIZE GUIDE:
Small: Chest 34-37"
Medium: Chest 38-41"
Large: Chest 42-45"
XL: Chest 46-49"
2XL: Chest 50-53"
3XL: Chest 54-57"
4XL: Chest 58-61"

🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• No bleach
• Iron inside out if needed
• Parrot-approved durability 😉

🚚 SHIPPING & DELIVERY:
• Free shipping on orders over \$100
• Standard shipping rates under \$100
• Fast shipping available

Perfect for:
• Pirate enthusiasts
• Beach-loving dads
• Nautical fans
• Ocean adventurers
• Coastal dwellers
• Maritime lovers
• Dad joke specialists
• Salty sailors

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Note: Colors may vary slightly due to monitor settings (but the salt never fades) ⚓