CAUTION: This shirt may cause excessive eye-rolling from family members and spontaneous dad-joke outbreaks!
THE LEGENDARY DAD JOKE COMES TO LIFE Introducing the shirt that's causing more groans than your attempts at parallel parking! Our "Pull My Finger" classic dad joke t-shirt is the ultimate conversation starter (or ender, depending on your audience).
DAD BOD APPROVED COMFORT FEATURES: • Ultra-soft cotton blend (smoother than your dad-joke delivery) • Relaxed dad-friendly fit (because comfort is no laughing matter) • Available in true dad sizes S-5XL • Pre-shrunk fabric (unlike your joke repertoire, which keeps expanding)
BUILT FOR DAD LIFE: Perfect for:
- Family BBQ domination
- Hardware store expeditions
- School pickup line entertainment
- Emergency dad joke situations
- Making memories (and your family slightly embarrassed)
QUALITY THAT'S NO JOKE: • Premium stitching (stronger than your dad puns) • Tagless design (because the only thing that should be pulling is your finger) • Easy care instructions (even rookie dads can handle this) • Vibrant print that lasts longer than your kids' patience for dad jokes
CARE INSTRUCTIONS FOR DAD LIFE: Machine wash cold (like your wife's reaction to your jokes) Tumble dry low (like your kids' tolerance for dad humor) Gets better with every wash (just like your dad skills)
THE DAD BOD GUARANTEE: • Free shipping on orders over $100 • Satisfaction guaranteed (or your dad joke back) • Made by dads, for dads • Perfect gift for Father's Day, birthdays, or just because
PRO DAD TIP: Pairs perfectly with our "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad" apron for maximum dad joke impact!
Join thousands of proud dad joke enthusiasts who aren't afraid to let their dad flag fly! Because life's too short for serious t-shirts.
