Pew Pew Pew Vault Dad T-Shirt | Retro Gaming Humor | Dad Bod Streetwear

🎮 BECAUSE OLD SCHOOL GAMING NEVER DIES! 👾

For all the dads who remember blowing on cartridges and saving the princess! Rock this tee and show everyone you're a classic gaming legend.

✨ SHIRT SPECS:
• Ultra-soft cotton blend
• Comfortable dad bod fit
• Durable print that lasts
• Available in sizes S-4XL
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Tear-away label

🎯 WHY THIS TEE IS LEGENDARY:
• "Pew Pew Pew Vault" design
• Retro gaming approved
• Comfortable fit
• High-quality print
• Perfect for gaming sessions
• Nostalgic vibes

📏 SIZE GUIDE:
Small: Chest 34-37"
Medium: Chest 38-41"
Large: Chest 42-45"
XL: Chest 46-49"
2XL: Chest 50-53"
3XL: Chest 54-57"
4XL: Chest 58-61"

🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• No bleach
• Iron inside out if needed
• Extra life included 😉

🚚 SHIPPING & DELIVERY:
• Free shipping on orders over \$100
• Standard shipping rates under \$100
• Fast shipping available

Perfect for:
• Gamer dads
• Retro gamers
• Arcade lovers
• Console collectors
• LAN party hosts
• Gaming sessions
• Dad joke specialists
• Nostalgia seekers

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• Buy 2 shirts for \$44.99 (Save \$5!)
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Note: Colors may vary slightly due to monitor settings (but the high scores are always real) 🎮