☕ BECAUSE COFFEE IS CHEAPER THAN THERAPY! ⚡
For all the dads who know that life begins after coffee! Rock this tee and let everyone know your solution to Monday mornings.
✨ SHIRT SPECS:
• Ultra-soft cotton blend
• Comfortable dad bod fit
• Durable print that lasts
• Available in sizes S-4XL
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Tear-away label
🎯 WHY THIS TEE IS GROUND-BREAKING:
• "More Espresso Less Depresso" design
• Coffee humor approved
• Comfortable fit
• High-quality print
• Perfect for morning meetings
• Caffeine-powered wisdom
📏 SIZE GUIDE:
Small: Chest 34-37"
Medium: Chest 38-41"
Large: Chest 42-45"
XL: Chest 46-49"
2XL: Chest 50-53"
3XL: Chest 54-57"
4XL: Chest 58-61"
🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• No bleach
• Iron inside out if needed
• Coffee-stain resistant (we hope) 😉
🚚 SHIPPING & DELIVERY:
• Free shipping on orders over \$100
• Standard shipping rates under \$100
• Fast shipping available
Perfect for:
• Coffee addicts
• Morning people (after coffee)
• Espresso enthusiasts
• Caffeine lovers
• Barista dads
• Early risers
• Coffee shop regulars
• Monday survivors
💰 SAVE MORE:
• Buy 2 shirts for \$44.99 (Save \$5!)
• Free shipping when you spend \$100+
• Check out our entire Coffee collection!
Note: Colors may vary slightly due to monitor settings (but the caffeine kick is always real) ☕
