I asked the government if I could join the watch list... They said they’ve been watching me for years, so I'm already on it!
Are you browsing in stealth mode or just embracing your internet search history?"
Now you can wear your membership with pride! The Official Member – Government Watch List T-shirt is here for the internet sleuth, the meme lord, and anyone who’s ever thought, ‘Welp, the government’s watching now!’
This comfy, bold shirt features an undercover cartoon eye rocking sunglasses, paired with a cheeky slogan, “Because I Googled Too Much.” Complete with a fake government seal—an eagle juggling a smartphone and a coffee cup—this design screams, “I’m in on the joke, and so are they!”
Whether you’re at home, out with friends, or on your 57th conspiracy theory video binge, this T-shirt will keep you laughing all the way to your next search query.
Elevate your everyday wardrobe with our Unisex HD Cotton™ T-shirt! Crafted from 100% cotton pre-shrunk jersey, it ensures long-lasting comfort and durability. Featuring a seamless 1x1 rib collar with a clean neckline, this tee offers a sleek and timeless look. What's more, it's made with sustainably-sourced, USA-grown cotton, supporting ethical and eco-friendly practices. With our commitment to WRAP certified facilities, membership in the Better Cotton Initiative, and adherence to the US Cotton Protocol, you can feel good about wearing this shirt while making a positive impact.
.: 100% Preshrunk cotton jersey (fiber content varies for different colors)
.: Light fabric (5.0 oz/yd² (170 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Made with sustainably-sourced, USA-grown cotton
