👀 MAKING WATCH LISTS SINCE... WELL, NOW PROBABLY! 📝
Because sometimes the best dad jokes come with a side of clever commentary! Rock this shirt and let everyone know you've got both humor and membership status.
✨ SHIRT SPECS:
• Ultra-soft cotton blend
• Comfortable dad bod fit
• Durable print that lasts
• Available in sizes S-4XL
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Tear-away label
🎯 WHY THIS TEE IS CLASSIFIED:
• "Members Only" design
• Witty political humor
• Comfortable fit
• High-quality print
• Perfect conversation starter
• Clever commentary
📏 SIZE GUIDE:
Small: Chest 34-37"
Medium: Chest 38-41"
Large: Chest 42-45"
XL: Chest 46-49"
2XL: Chest 50-53"
3XL: Chest 54-57"
4XL: Chest 58-61"
🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• No bleach
• Iron inside out if needed
• Surveillance optional 😉
🚚 SHIPPING & DELIVERY:
• Free shipping on orders over \$100
• Standard shipping rates under \$100
• Fast shipping available
Perfect for:
• Humor enthusiasts
• Political satirists
• Dad joke specialists
• History buffs
• Comedy lovers
• Social commentators
• Conversation starters
• List makers
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• Buy 2 shirts for \$44.99 (Save \$5!)
• Free shipping when you spend \$100+
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Note: Colors may vary slightly due to monitor settings (but the humor is always monitored) 👀
