Because every dog dad knows the guilt of the fake ball throw... and the judgmental look that follows. Time to wear your confession with pride!
✨ SHIRT SPECS: • Ultra-soft cotton blend • Comfortable dad bod fit • Durable print that lasts • Available in sizes S-4XL • Pre-shrunk fabric • Tear-away label
🎯 WHY THIS TEE IS PAWSOME: • "I Drink Because You Fake Throw The Ball" design • Dog dad approved humor • Comfortable fit • High-quality print • Perfect conversation starter • Relatable pet parent truth
🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS: • Machine wash cold • Tumble dry low • No bleach • Iron inside out if needed • Dog hair removes easily 😉
🚚 SHIPPING & DELIVERY: • Free shipping on orders over \$100 • Standard shipping rates under \$100 • Fast shipping available
Perfect for: • Dog dads • Pet parents • Ball throw experts • Dog park regulars • Birthday gifts • Father's Day prep • Dog training graduates • Guilty ball throwers
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Note: Colors may vary slightly due to monitor settings (and your dog's judgment level) 🐾
