Ge-Ni-U-S: When dad jokes meet the periodic table! Show off your elemental dad wisdom with this clever chemistry-inspired design.
✨ THE SCIENCE BEHIND THE TEE: • Ge (Germanium) + Ni (Nickel) + U (Uranium) + S (Sulfur) = GENIUS • Ultra-soft cotton blend (lab-tested for comfort) • Comfortable fit for experimental dad bods • Durable print that withstands chemical reactions • Available in sizes S-4XL because science is for everyone
💪 LABORATORY-TESTED FEATURES: • Tear-away label (no chemical irritation) • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Pre-shrunk fabric (we did the calculations)
📏 SIZE GUIDE: • True to size fit (measured precisely) • Available from S to 4XL • Check our size chart for the perfect molecular fit
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🧬 Because dad's genius is elementarily obvious!
Note: Colors may vary slightly due to monitor settings (it's just physics).
