Fueling Dad Bods Since 1872 Dad T-Shirt

🥓 VINTAGE BREAKFAST FUEL! 

👕 ABOUT THIS SHIRT:
• Premium cotton blend
• Breakfast-approved fit
• Sizes S-5XL available
• Vintage diner design
• Bacon & eggs graphics
• Perfect morning wear

🎯 PERFECT FOR:
• Breakfast champion dads
• Dad bod enthusiasts
• Bacon lovers
• Morning heroes
• Diner regulars
• Egg connoisseurs

🎁 IDEAL FOR:
• Father's Day
• Birthday gifts
• Brunch dates
• Breakfast runs
• Weekend mornings
• Dad life moments

📏 SIZE GUIDE:
Small (S): Chest 34-36"
Medium (M): Chest 38-40"
Large (L): Chest 42-44"
XL: Chest 46-48"
2XL: Chest 50-52"
3XL: Chest 54-56"
4XL: Chest 58-60"
5XL: Chest 62-64"

🚚 SHIPPING:
• Free shipping on orders over \$100
• Carefully packaged
• Ships within 3-5 business days
• Tracking provided

💫 WHY DADS LOVE IT:
• Breakfast pride
• Vintage humor
• Comfortable for dining
• Daily bacon reminder

🧺 CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• No bleach
• Iron inside out
• Bacon-grease resistant

💡 PRO TIP: This breakfast classic runs true to size. For a more relaxed dad bod fit, size up!