First Coffee Then I Do Stuff Dad Joke Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

☕ NO COFFEE, NO STUFF! 

👕 ABOUT THIS SHIRT:
• Premium softstyle cotton
• Coffee-break comfort fit
• Sizes S-5XL available
• Morning ritual design
• Caffeine-powered graphics
• Perfect for early starts

🎯 PERFECT FOR:
• Coffee addicted dads
• Morning zombies
• Caffeine warriors
• Early risers
• Coffee break pros
• Pre-stuff specialists

🎁 IDEAL FOR:
• Father's Day
• Coffee lovers
• Birthday gifts
• Morning meetings
• Barista visits
• Daily brew time

📏 SIZE GUIDE:
Small (S): Chest 34-36"
Medium (M): Chest 38-40"
Large (L): Chest 42-44"
XL: Chest 46-48"
2XL: Chest 50-52"
3XL: Chest 54-56"
4XL: Chest 58-60"
5XL: Chest 62-64"

🚚 SHIPPING:
• Free shipping on orders over \$100
• Carefully packaged
• Ships within 3-5 business days
• Tracking provided

💫 WHY COFFEE DADS LOVE IT:
• Morning motivation
• Coffee priority statement
• Super soft comfort
• Daily caffeine reminder

🧺 CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• No bleach
• Iron inside out
• Coffee-stain resistant

💡 PRO TIP: This softstyle tee runs true to size. For a more relaxed coffee-drinking fit, size up!