Eat More Vegetables Said No One Ever Dad T-Shirt

🥦 VEGETABLES? NO THANKS! 

👕 ABOUT THIS SHIRT:
• Premium cotton blend
• Anti-veggie approved fit
• Sizes S-5XL available
• Food humor design
• Dad-approved graphics
• Perfect for dinner time

🎯 PERFECT FOR:
• Veggie-avoiding dads
• BBQ enthusiasts
• Meat lovers
• Food humor pros
• Dinner rebels
• Picky eaters

🎁 IDEAL FOR:
• Father's Day
• BBQ season
• Birthday gifts
• Family dinners
• Food festivals
• Dad life moments

📏 SIZE GUIDE:
Small (S): Chest 34-36"
Medium (M): Chest 38-40"
Large (L): Chest 42-44"
XL: Chest 46-48"
2XL: Chest 50-52"
3XL: Chest 54-56"
4XL: Chest 58-60"
5XL: Chest 62-64"

🚚 SHIPPING:
• Free shipping on orders over \$100
• Carefully packaged
• Ships within 3-5 business days
• Tracking provided

💫 WHY DADS LOVE IT:
• Food truth humor
• Perfect dinner statement
• Comfortable for meals
• Daily food reminder

🧺 CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• No bleach
• Iron inside out
• Veggie-resistant

💡 PRO TIP: This food humor classic runs true to size. For a more relaxed dinner fit, size up!