Death Before DeCaf Dad T-Shirt

☕ SERIOUS COFFEE DADS ONLY! 

👕 ABOUT THIS SHIRT:
• Premium cotton blend
• Barista-approved fit
• Sizes S-5XL available
• Coffee lover design
• Caffeine-powered graphics
• Perfect morning statement

🎯 PERFECT FOR:
• Coffee addicted dads
• Morning warriors
• Caffeine professionals
• Anti-decaf activists
• Espresso enthusiasts
• Coffee break champions

🎁 IDEAL FOR:
• Father's Day
• Coffee lovers
• Birthday gifts
• Morning meetings
• Barista dads
• Caffeine moments

📏 SIZE GUIDE:
Small (S): Chest 34-36"
Medium (M): Chest 38-40"
Large (L): Chest 42-44"
XL: Chest 46-48"
2XL: Chest 50-52"
3XL: Chest 54-56"
4XL: Chest 58-60"
5XL: Chest 62-64"

🚚 SHIPPING:
• Free shipping on orders over \$100
• Carefully packaged
• Ships within 3-5 business days
• Tracking provided

💫 WHY COFFEE DADS LOVE IT:
• Coffee lover statement
• Morning motivation
• Perfect conversation starter
• Daily caffeine reminder

🧺 CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• No bleach
• Iron inside out
• Coffee-stain resistant

💡 PRO TIP: This coffee lover's classic runs true to size. For a more relaxed caffeinated fit, size