Certified Crap Stirrer Classic Dad Cap

🌪️ BECAUSE SOMEONE'S GOTTA STIR THINGS UP! 😈

Let's be honest - every group needs that one friend who keeps things interesting! Rock this cap and own your role as the certified master of mischief.

✨ CAP SPECS:
• Premium cotton twill
• Unstructured 6-panel design
• Pre-curved visor
• Adjustable brass buckle
• One size fits most
• Embroidered design
• Classic dad cap style

🎯 WHY THIS CAP IS STIRRING:
• "Certified Crap Stirrer" embroidered design
• Truth-telling approved
• Perfect fit for any troublemaker
• High-quality construction
• Comfortable all-day wear
• Conversation starter (and ender!)

📏 SIZE & FIT:
• One size fits most
• Adjustable brass buckle closure
• Circumference: 22"-24"
• Classic mid-profile crown
• Relaxed, comfortable fit

🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
• Spot clean recommended
• Hand wash if needed
• Air dry only
• No bleach
• Drama resistant 😉

🚚 SHIPPING & DELIVERY:
• Free shipping on orders over \$100
• Standard shipping rates under \$100
• Fast shipping available

Perfect for:
• Professional pot stirrers
• Drama enthusiasts
• Mischief makers
• Family gatherings
• Office parties
• BBQ events
• Group chats
• Truth tellers

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Note: Colors may vary slightly due to monitor settings (but the drama is always consistent) 🌪️